I feel like Johnny "lured" me into using computers back in 1999 because I wanted to know more about him *o*
And
after that his very sweet fans has "lured" me out of my hen-house by their love, encouragement and understanding - so this
is a sort of a THANK YOU to both Johnny Depp and his very sweet fans *O*
But I am also still nervous once in a while so
this here is my plea to Johnny too *o*
... and my ever-present fictional Johnny-boy is shaking his head and smiling I am
silly *O*
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THE YELLOW CHICKENīS PROBLEM
Baby, you have taught me to fly
way up high
in the free blue sky
Whew! .. was that a jumbojet?
No - a parrot -
somebodyīs pet?
I am quite enjoying this
can the little clouds kiss
so they blush a pretty pink
and the jealous
seagulls rise a stink ...
I can do all I like *o*
Tell said birds to go take a hike *O*
Rhyme and draw
and invent
lovely letters I am sent
I really love to fly
here way up high
in the ever blue sky *O*
But
... actually
now I am a bit scared ...
because - Johnny - among all the advice you shared
you never told me how to land !!!
... and now this is - frankly getting a bit out of hand
...
You went off happy with your band -
and I might end up with my head buried in the sand ...
Could you please come
and get me down soon?
Because although I am somewhat of a toon*
I donīt enjoy the idea of a crash
that way
making a total hash
of my fine flying here -
shere ...
JOHNNY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny?
I could have sworn that a warm hand and a kiss
quietly woke me up
and dissolved all this
my dreaming of flying up high
... oh - oh, my?
I am in my bed ...
When I should
instead
be up there with sparrows and cranes?
Am I gone totally insane?
Well - maybe I am *O*
But this lovely man
kissing my mouth
my
north, east, west and south
claims I am always flying perfectly in his eyes!
... well, sweetie, I certainly try *o*
But
on the other hand ...
Pst - Johnny?
Could you still - sort of - teach me how to land !!!
* Toon
= cartoon-figure - who canīt get hurt or died
